Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Things I've Said to My Kids (Part 6)

Things I've Said to My Kids Part 6:

We are not going to paint Stella.

Did you just lick my knee?

Don't throw pumpkins in the house!

Good flute players practice in the backyard--far, far away from the house.

I don't think your sister wants a fur cake for her birthday.

Really? You think pot pie tastes like pot? Uhm...how do you know?

I don't know how to exercise my hair.

Get off my beans!

1 comment:

  1. This has to be the funniest thing ever! By far!
    I totally love this:
    Did you just lick my knee?



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